Saved by the bell (actually, I think the ringtone was Bach).

Just the other night the Limey was working late, when a ne'r do well burst into his studio brandishing a large knife........



"Do you have Wi Fi" he demanded in a guttural monotone.



Limey shook his head, and in the silence you could feel the villain's cell phone vibrate before it trilled out some switched-on Bach.


Barely able to control his rage at what he saw on the phone's screen, the intruder texted a buy order for a bio fuel start-up, snatched up the Limey's cell phone charger and fled into the night.